Back in the 1980s there was a shoe salesman who was trying his hand at football coaching.
The King is dead long live the next ruler who will reign at Hearts until the lure of southern gold entices him away.
Football internet forums and social media are lovely places to visit when a team has had a poor result.
A debt-free club was the news that greeted Hearts fans following the release of the club accounts earlier today.
Those of you who remember the hit comedy "Dad's Army" will recall the following scenario.