If the waving of another nation's flag offends Uefa so much, then maybe they should seek counselling.
Paperwork is a very handy thing to have if you wish to prove something to a disbelieving public.
It appears football's self-appointed 'philosopher' (sic) is on his travels again.
A mass outbreak of sciatica seemed to afflict the good citizens of Gorgie last Thursday night.
Just when you thought the cup final fallout couldn't get any more farcical, some dignified chaps have to stick their oar in.